1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:06,770 [Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" plays] 2 00:00:17,786 --> 00:00:22,176 [sound of Brovaries loudly entering the bar] 3 00:00:23,343 --> 00:00:25,003 [Boris] Eh Tchaikovsky, put on some Carlos Santana. 4 00:00:27,278 --> 00:00:28,908 Wayne, loving the lip. 5 00:00:28,970 --> 00:00:30,000 Berry Cherry, bitch. 6 00:00:30,661 --> 00:00:35,491 How about some shots eh?! And Boris wants a pickled egg! 7 00:00:37,564 --> 00:00:40,224 ["Play the Field" by Partner] 8 00:00:52,234 --> 00:00:57,444 Okay, today everybody was hustling! Yeah that was nice! Very nice. 9 00:00:57,446 --> 00:01:02,486 But, hot sauce player of the game goes to, drum-roll sweetheart... 10 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:06,241 Mel! [Sasha cheers] 11 00:01:06,283 --> 00:01:11,533 Who, despite our loss came in with a near game breaking triple. 12 00:01:11,598 --> 00:01:15,608 And that slick double play at the bottom of the sixth. 13 00:01:15,637 --> 00:01:17,747 This spicy lady's for you. 14 00:01:17,777 --> 00:01:19,957 Oh shit. 15 00:01:20,331 --> 00:01:23,121 Hot sauce! 16 00:01:23,162 --> 00:01:29,302 We have a tradition where each game one Brovarie is named... 17 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:32,650 Hot Sauce Player of the Game! Woah woah wow! 18 00:01:32,688 --> 00:01:35,838 Yeah, I bottle and brew my own hot sauce. 19 00:01:35,864 --> 00:01:36,764 Doink! 20 00:01:37,659 --> 00:01:39,519 It's Jojo's hot sauce, yeah. 21 00:01:39,557 --> 00:01:43,707 So our MVP gets to take home a zesty reward for their hard work. 22 00:01:43,699 --> 00:01:46,039 The team loves it. 23 00:01:46,116 --> 00:01:47,706 Do you want this? 24 00:01:47,738 --> 00:01:53,438 [Boris] Shots for everybody! [Ann] I'll have a beer, if I could have a pint. 25 00:01:53,709 --> 00:01:56,289 Can I get a fernet on the rocks? 26 00:01:56,333 --> 00:01:58,193 - Yeah, I will also have one of those. - I'll have a double. 27 00:01:58,576 --> 00:02:01,896 Triple me up baby boy, three times the power. 28 00:02:02,477 --> 00:02:05,137 Yeah, I'm going to need to see some ID 29 00:02:05,721 --> 00:02:10,381 [Joanne] Hey hey hey, probably for the best kiddo huh, we've all got practise on Tuesday. 30 00:02:10,416 --> 00:02:15,566 So nobody can get too... slizzard. 31 00:02:15,593 --> 00:02:18,453 Sometimes I regret drinking. 32 00:02:18,493 --> 00:02:24,153 I never regret showing Joanne Urban Dictionary. 33 00:02:24,154 --> 00:02:28,814 Go and buy yourself a new lipstick or something. 34 00:02:31,126 --> 00:02:35,206 So I am lucky to be making the crazy money as an undocumented immigrant. 35 00:02:35,199 --> 00:02:40,479 Because well, my goodness. I cannot really talk about my line of work. 36 00:02:40,515 --> 00:02:45,695 But do the words "corporate espionage" mean anything to you? 37 00:02:45,761 --> 00:02:50,941 Hey Wayne we gonna have beer soon, or a funeral for all the beers that we didn't drink? 38 00:02:50,974 --> 00:02:52,354 It's taking him so long. 39 00:02:52,389 --> 00:02:56,149 - I could go for a wheat beer. - Yeah I like the wheat beer too- 40 00:02:56,186 --> 00:03:01,776 - [Ann] Oh fuck. - Don't they know this place is ours? 41 00:03:01,847 --> 00:03:06,617 Okay, I cannot handle another Joanne freak out tonight. 42 00:03:06,610 --> 00:03:11,060 Yeah, Joanne's meltdown. See we don't really talk about that anymore. 43 00:03:11,408 --> 00:03:15,448 - Our house! Our house! - [Boris] Joanne you need to calm down. 44 00:03:15,515 --> 00:03:20,525 These are my eggs. These are our eggs! 45 00:03:20,555 --> 00:03:24,695 - This is you! And this is you! - [Sasha] Honey! No no no no no! 46 00:03:24,731 --> 00:03:27,281 - I'm going to go tell them to leave. - No, wait wait wait, I'll do 47 00:03:27,803 --> 00:03:32,493 Why don't you and spymaster over here just make sure Joanne doesn't see them, okay? 48 00:03:32,947 --> 00:03:35,917 - Okay. Follow my lead. - Okay. 49 00:03:39,815 --> 00:03:45,965 Why no Boris, it was Colleen Dancy who threw the homerun that won the '94 championship. 50 00:03:45,994 --> 00:03:48,614 Okay well actually Zari, Colleen was a great player- 51 00:03:48,652 --> 00:03:53,482 Everybody! Get your toonies and your loonies ready! 52 00:03:53,553 --> 00:03:55,793 [Zari] Dude, get off the bar. 53 00:03:55,866 --> 00:03:58,316 We are going to take this party all the way- 54 00:03:58,386 --> 00:04:00,356 - [Wayne] Get off the bar. 55 00:04:03,218 --> 00:04:04,608 - What was that for? 56 00:04:04,633 --> 00:04:07,153 - I just love you, that's all. 57 00:04:07,188 --> 00:04:09,468 - [Zari] Disaster avoided. 58 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:11,880 [Sasha] I love you to your parents cottage and back. 59 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:16,160 So homo-normative, am I right? 60 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:22,587 What are you doing here? 61 00:04:22,582 --> 00:04:26,552 Oh, I came here for the pubic ass wing special? 62 00:04:26,586 --> 00:04:28,726 I'm kidding, I came here to totally see you, obviously. 63 00:04:29,210 --> 00:04:31,100 You can't be here right now. 64 00:04:31,591 --> 00:04:37,151 - Okay, I get it, play it cool. - No no no, I mean like neither of you can be here right now. 65 00:04:37,183 --> 00:04:38,913 If Joanne sees you she's going to freak out. 66 00:04:38,909 --> 00:04:41,559 Yeah, like turf wars. Like sexy turf wars. 67 00:04:41,601 --> 00:04:44,501 Whoo, that is smoking hot, I love when you come up with stuff like that. 68 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:45,505 No. 69 00:04:47,228 --> 00:04:51,098 That's even hotter, that's the hottest thing you've ever done to me. 70 00:04:51,094 --> 00:04:52,574 - Get out of here. 71 00:04:54,235 --> 00:04:55,545 - I can't tell if you're serious or not. 72 00:04:56,271 --> 00:04:59,241 Okay, I'm just... gonna go. 73 00:05:01,621 --> 00:05:05,521 I want you to go home, I want you to take 20 dick pics for me. 74 00:05:05,522 --> 00:05:07,522 Well lit ones, okay. You know the ones. 75 00:05:07,524 --> 00:05:09,634 - Okay. - You can't kiss me. 76 00:05:09,664 --> 00:05:13,084 - Okay. - Get the fuck out. 77 00:05:16,119 --> 00:05:20,359 Yeah, even if you have a pretty average sized penis there are ways to light it, 78 00:05:20,364 --> 00:05:23,854 and trick the camera into thinking it's bigger. It's science. 79 00:05:25,162 --> 00:05:30,232 If you could have any thing directly connected to your phone, what would it be? 80 00:05:30,305 --> 00:05:34,895 I guess it would be cool if the internet could do this thing where like I'm in one place... 81 00:05:34,896 --> 00:05:40,556 - And then bam, I'm in another place. - Like teleportation? 82 00:05:40,626 --> 00:05:43,876 - Yeah. - Alright well this doesn't do that but picture this: 83 00:05:45,734 --> 00:05:49,674 A grass painter, that you can operate with your phone. 84 00:05:49,704 --> 00:05:53,394 No more walking the field like an idiot. 85 00:05:53,466 --> 00:05:56,536 The Grass Painter 7. 86 00:05:59,576 --> 00:06:05,796 Wayne. I want to apologise, for the grossly inappropriate comment that I made earlier. 87 00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:13,003 I should not have referred pejoratively to the concept of homo-normative behaviour. 88 00:06:13,038 --> 00:06:20,048 If you have a partner and want to go to the farmer's market, or adopt a rescue dog, that is 89 00:06:23,082 --> 00:06:26,122 Not everyone can be like "Call Me By Your Name." 90 00:06:30,814 --> 00:06:32,954 - [Ann] Hey. - Hey. 91 00:06:32,988 --> 00:06:34,508 I didn't get a chance to say hi earlier. 92 00:06:34,507 --> 00:06:39,927 Parker made a comment about gang warfare and then apologized to me. 93 00:06:39,961 --> 00:06:43,551 - Anyway. Hi. - Hi. 94 00:06:48,349 --> 00:06:52,349 It's not what it looks like. 95 00:06:52,422 --> 00:06:56,282 It's like 50 percent of what it looks like. 96 00:06:56,322 --> 00:07:02,462 [phone dings] Sorry. 97 00:07:08,093 --> 00:07:12,063 He's uh... he's getting better. 98 00:07:12,442 --> 00:07:13,922 Wanna get out of here? 99 00:07:13,995 --> 00:07:15,205 Yeah. 100 00:07:16,515 --> 00:07:20,585 [Sasha] Wait wait, sorry sorry, can you say that again? 101 00:07:22,417 --> 00:07:26,567 Well, yeah, just put it on my desk. 102 00:07:29,769 --> 00:07:34,769 ["Play the Field" by Partner] 103 00:08:30,485 --> 00:08:34,315 Jojo's Hot Sauce. You want this in your mouth? 104 00:08:34,351 --> 00:08:35,691 Yeah you do. 105 00:08:39,425 --> 00:08:42,535 I actually need this to give to the team. 106 00:08:42,585 --> 00:08:47,135 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0